Shame The Famous has learned that Sylvester Stallone has a twin and he’s ashamed of him. He even went as far as saying he’s never had a twin brother!
We’ve learned that Ronald Stallone, was born with a congenital birth defect. Kind of like Sloth from “The Goonies“. Sly, being the more handsome one, never liked him and even refused to acknowledge he exists.
It’s a shame because Ronald Stallone, despite his deformities, is actually quite successful as a Regional Vice President of GM.
The discovery came about when a sanitation worker, who rightfully refused to be named, found a shredded birth certificate with someone named Ronald Stallone. Well, one thing led to another and Ronald Stallone was tracked down to his home in Raseda, California where he lives with retarded wife Joanie, who has Down’s Syndrome.
He eagerly mumbled some words for his brother saying, “My brother Sylvest. I blood. I eat pizza. Call Ronald”. Um we think he meant to say that he wants his brother to call him and he eats pizza. We love pizza too, Ronald.
Sylvester Stallone on the other hand, doesn’t want anything to do with him. He repeatedly said on the matter that this man is fake and is just trying to “cash in on my fame”. Sly has recently tried to rehash his long-over career by releasing a long string really bad movies (With the exception of the mildly-successful “The Expendables” he hasn’t been relevant since “Demolition Man”).
It’s sad state of affairs here and we feel bad for Ronald Stallone. Who knows maybe he could have enjoyed a little fame just like their other brother Frank Stallone. Then again, would he want it? We think so.